Florida Man Arrested After Giving Botox Without a License; Does so While Drinking Four Lokos
MIAMI - OCTOBER 26: Cans of Four Loko are seen in the liquor department of a Kwik Stop store on October 27, 2010 in Miami, Florida. The Food and Drug Administration is reviewing whether the drinks are safe for consumers after complaints that the fruit flavored malt beverage keeps consumers from realizing how intoxicated they are leading to possible alcohol poisoning. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

Florida Man Arrested After Giving Botox Without a License; Does so While Drinking Four Lokos

BY MICHAEL QUIRK It is no secret that Florida is the land of fraud. Hell, when you reach the Florida border on I-10 or A1A or I-75, the sign should…

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NYC Naked Cowboy Arrested in Daytona
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michael Brochstein/SOPA Images/Shutterstock (10589097b) The Naked Cowboy performing while wearing a face mask during the coronavirus outbreak The Naked Cowboy in Times Square, New York, USA - 17 Mar 2020

NYC Naked Cowboy Arrested in Daytona

BY MICHAEL QUIRK The Naked Cowboy, a Times Square staple, was arrested in Daytona during Bike Week on charges of panhandling, according to Click Orlando. Video of the apprehension has…

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Florida Man Gives Himself Blue Light Special in Big-Box Store Parking Lot
TROY, OH - MAY 11: An employee restocks a shelf in the grocery section of a Wal-Mart Supercenter May 11, 2005 in Troy, Ohio. Wal-Mart, America's largest retailer and the largest company in the world based on revenue, has evolved into a giant economic force for the U.S. economy. With growth, the company continues to weather criticism of low wages, anti-union policies as well as accusations that it has homogenized America's retail economy and driven traditional stores and shops out of business. (Photo by Chris Hondros/Getty Images)

Florida Man Gives Himself Blue Light Special in Big-Box Store Parking Lot

BY MICHAEL QUIRK A 26-year-old man in Vero Beach, Fla. was arrested Wednesday after a woman alerted police that he was masturbating in his car in a Wal-Mart parking lot.…

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Florida Throws its Name in the Ring(s) for the 2021 Olympics
TOKYO, JAPAN - MARCH 24: People wearing face masks pose for photographs next to Olympic Rings on March 24, 2020 in Tokyo, Japan. Although an official decision is yet to be announced, International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound has said the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games will be postponed by one year because of the Covid-19 coronavirus after the chairman of the British Olympic Association said Great Britain would be unlikely to send a team to Tokyo this summer while Australia and Canada also said they will not compete as the global Covid-19 coronavirus pandemic that has so far seen over 380,000 infections around the world forces countries to take drastic measures to protect their populations. (Photo by Carl Court/Getty Images)

Florida Throws its Name in the Ring(s) for the 2021 Olympics

BY MICHAEL QUIRK The coronavirus pandemic stripped us of a lot of our favorite events in 2020, from March Madness to draft stage hugs in the NFL and NBA to…

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Dogs Save Our Asses Again; This Time Detecting COVID at Heat Games
Illustration picture shows the training of corona detection dogs, at K9 Detection, in Jabbeke/Bredene, Wednesday 16 December 2020. BELGA PHOTO DIRK WAEM (Photo by DIRK WAEM/BELGA MAG/AFP via Getty Images)

Dogs Save Our Asses Again; This Time Detecting COVID at Heat Games

BY MICHAEL QUIRK If there is one thing readers of this blog either know about me, or should, it's that I love dogs. They're fun, loyal, cute, and just all-around…

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